August 2011
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Oh, this is the episode where many women are put in jeopardy by Sam’s rampant penis.
Yeah, not a fan of this one…
Accidentally bought a first class ticket. Awesome.
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I'm going to be swaggering on down to London later
to see Chris Addison at the Tabard Theatre. It promises to be amazing (although expensive).
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Gather round, kids! I'm going to tell you about...
I was asleep and dreaming about explaining something to Kellie, who was lying next to me (both in the dream and in real life). In my dream, Kellie responded to what I was telling her by saying “Yes, I already know”.
Except it wasn’t her voice.
I turned round suddenly, only to see some muddy footballer lying next to me. This made me panic, and I kicked my left leg out to my...
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Just watching the Elbow highlights from Reading on...
Perfick
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It was my birthday yesterday…
Two of my friends got me a PS2 to replace my old PlayStation (it barely plays anything nowadays - it’s very frustrating)! I can’t believe how lucky I am to have such generous friends! I was playing Rayman earlier, for the first time since I bought it 2 months ago; it wouldn’t work on my old one.
I’m so happy! And I’m on holiday
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the60ftoctopus replied to your photo: GUESS WHICH HOUSE I’M IN
That’s the best gif i’ve ever seen
Yeah, it’s one of my favourites :D
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Oh my God: the imperial measurements story!
Rowling is such a troll…
why-so-seeriouss asked: HI! Could you add me on Pottermore?? I'm OakSand72 Thank you very much :) :X
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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
accio-shannon:
iliketodisco:
hermione-ganja:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN...
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http://www.channel4.com/programmes/concrete-circus/... →
This documentary is absolutely amazing! It’s all about “urban sports” like parkour, trial biking, skateboarding and flatland bmxing.
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I leant my Sherlock DVD to a guy at work. 3 weeks ago.
He neglected to give it me back last week, and this week he’s on holiday. I’m on holiday next week, so it’s going to be ages before I get it back and I really want to watch it with the commentary on.
That fucker is not going to get another DVD from me again.
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…the wine making good madness in his belly and in his head
– Neil Gaiman - Desert Wind
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So I was watching Super 8 again...
…and I still really enjoyed it. Totally forgot about a jumpy moment and I nearly had a heart attack. The second one I remembered, but it made me jump anyway.
Would’ve enjoyed it much more if it wasn’t for THE COMPLETE TWAT WHO WAS KICKING MY CHAIR.
On the 8th or 9th time this happened I was *this close* to turning around and yelling:
IF YOU KICK MY GODDAMN CHAIR ONE MORE...
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tcshaw replied to your post: I’ve gone to see Super 8 (again) at the cinema….
should of gone to see planet of the apes…all im sayin!
Don’t think so! ‘Cause now I’ve got a free ticket :D
Also: there was the mini-film during the credits that I missed last time (it was awesome)
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I’ve gone to see Super 8 (again) at the cinema. They’re rebooting the projector because the picture’s gone inexplicably green. Quite bored
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The latest book from the Inheritance Cycle, Inheritance, is out on the 8th of November!
I pre-ordered it in Waterstones and they gave me a free book (Temeraire by Naomi Novik).
If you’ve enjoyed reading the tales of Eragon and Saphira, you’d probably enjoy The Darkweaver Legacy books by Mark Robson. They are pretty much the same as the Inheritance Cycle books (although they were...
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The music was so loud you could hear it with your bones
– Neil Gaiman - Bay Wolf
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Only four days until my birthday!
Woo-hoo! I’ll be twenty-two!
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I have recently finished watching The Evil Dead...
Started off as a pretty cool horror film, before suddenly morphing into a whole mess of what-the-fuckery.
Army of Darkness was one of the most peculiar films I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen Gozu, so that’s saying something…
Although, I have to say: Bruce Campbell as Ash is a total badass.
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When I was a kid, I didn't have a laptop, iPod,...
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A man without a wife is like a bumblebee without a nose: he’ll never be...
– James’ dad
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Cowboys & Aliens is essentially 2 hours of:
and it’s very awesome for it!
(Photo originally from here)
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JAMES MARSTERS IS GONNA BE ON SPN.
daunt:
smeckles:
ffrackles:
smeckles:
EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE. DYING. I AM DEAD.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I’M FUCKING DEAD.
tvline.com/2011/08/supernatural-buffy-reunion-carpenter-masters/
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In the grumps (again)
If Carolyn’s laugh had a face, I would punch it.
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I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits...
tvdobsessed:
He’s very concerned about Harry’s education. lol
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Super 8...
…is bloody amazing!
I love JJ Abrams’ work (camera flares ahoy!) and this was no exception.
The casting was done to perfection; everyone had incredibly chemistry and the kids could actually act(!); my favourite being Cary. He was played by Ryan Lee, who I can’t wait to see in more things - he was so funny!
The foley artists did an incredible job on the soundscape. One...
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Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
kosmicwheel:
chaoticclutteredmind:
luciferswhiteloafers:
phekowsky:
yimute:
#BUT THE MELONS
PROFESSOR MIKE
MISS GLAND THEY ARE ALL MELONS
7 MELONS SAW YOU
SHUP UP
RON GOT A YELLING EMAIL
you dirty melon
So fucking funny!
Oh, the agony of laughing hysterically
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Ooops. Accidentally told my friend that Fred dies. She hasn’t read the last book.