July 2012
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Almost forgot to mention
When I was on the ferry back to Dover, I went to the bureau de change, and there was an attractive man called Jonathan who served me. He said that they only change whole Euro coins, and I said “oh, so you wouldn’t change two 50 cent coins then?”, to which he replied “only if you smiled nicely”, and I responded by grinning like an idiot for the next 2 hours…
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
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adventurewontwait reblogged your photoset
I was here too. This is a Basilica in Carcasonne, France
No it’s not - it’s the Strasbourg Cathedral in the Alsace region of France
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Quick summary of my trip to France:
Pete forgot his passport, so it was just Phil and me on the car journey down (thank fuck)
It took 18 hours to get to Alsace. We drove through 5 countries; England, France, Belgium, Luxembourg and Germany.
We had to pick Pete up from an airport in Germany
He spent the entire holiday being a dick to everyone
It was ridiculously warm and the hotel did not have air con
Went to Strasbourg and...
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It wasn’t a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but there’s the weather...
– Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman (Good Omens)
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Finally home after a 13 hour journey…
I’ll bore you all with the details tomorrow; right now I need sleep
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milkntwosugars:
I’m never sure if the constant smell of burning in England during summer is due to bbq’s, the sun on tarmac, or the burning of bright white flesh.
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nintendoggystyle:
what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains
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lemarkie89:
crowmunist:
SO I WAS TALKING WITH MY FRIEND FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT POPSICLES AND SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BOMB POP WAS SO I MADE THIS FREEDOM CRACK ABOUT IT BEING THE MOST AMERICAN POPSICLE
AND SHE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT AUSTRALIA’S “FAVORITE FROZEN DELIGHT” WAS
I ANSWERED “KOALA”
AND SHE SAID NO
IT’S GOLDEN GAYTIMES
GOLDEN
GAYTIMES
THIS /FUCKING/ POPSICLE
AUSTRALIA GOD...
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thatonetheycallchloe:
i-like-pigeons:
da-heell:
hotbabysitter:
nonononononononono
no
ohh nonnononononooononoo
nononononononoononononnoooo
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bigdickalecki:
sorry, bobby
My life is a struggle between wanting to watch what I haven’t yet watched and wanting to rewatch what I have…
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turquoiseblackbirds-deactivated asked: Good choice! What will you wear under it?? :)