A collection of odd

I’m in a room of elderly conservative people. The desire to swear is overbearing as dicks

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:04:57 +0100

I’m in a room of elderly conservative people. The desire to swear is overbearing as dicks

adamchanler: lady-tyrell: the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:40:06 +0100

lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter: I don’t think you guys realize...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:20:08 +0100

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

I don’t think you guys realize what this line means. Crowley was never loved by any one he ever knew, when he was a human and when he was a demon.

We don’t know his whole backstory, but his marriage was probably faked the whole time. HIs only son hated his guts.

No wonder he became a fucking demon in hell, he was never loved.

There’s greatness in you. But there’s none of an ounce of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:00:10 +0100

There’s greatness in you. But there’s none of an ounce of humility. You think that you can’t make mistakes, but there’s gonna come a moment when you realize you’re wrong about that - and you’re gonna get yourself and everyone under your command killed.

I just gotta ask my folks. Don’t leave...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:40:05 +0100

I just gotta ask my folks. Don’t leave without me.

dameofcamelot: shadowstep-of-bast: edgebug: I think that a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:20:07 +0100

dameofcamelot:

shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

Tony’s AIs know him better than anyone. Because they are him. They’re his best friends. And while Tony built and programmed them from his own mind and added most of the quirks himself, JARVIS and his other machines have developed their own individual personalities.

And once more I return to my most favouritestest bed in the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:25:58 +0100

And once more I return to my most favouritestest bed in the whole world.
This shit is comfy.

tinychatter: “honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:40:17 +0100

tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

bakerstreetsdoctor: disney-and-love: chicken-alfredo-f-jones: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:20:17 +0100

bakerstreetsdoctor:

disney-and-love:

chicken-alfredo-f-jones:

I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET TO APPEAR ON MY DASH

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF ALADDIN.

Did you know that most of this scene wasn’t scripted and Robin Williams just did it and the animators had a hard time creating the animation for this? Robin is a motherfucking genius.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 12:00:20 +0100

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mapalap: Misha wouldn’t leave the stage on Saturday at A10 so...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:40:24 +0100

mapalap:

Misha wouldn’t leave the stage on Saturday at A10 so they carried him off.

other-wordly: pronunciation | “ne-me-‘siz-m

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:20:18 +0100

other-wordly:

pronunciation | “ne-me-‘siz-m

I appear to be staying up as late as possible, because I really don’t want to go to work...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:53:54 +0100

I appear to be staying up as late as possible, because I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow.

I have to use the phone.

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"A man was mowed down by a car and then attacked with knives by two men in what seemed like a totally..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:50:10 +0100

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A man was mowed down by a car and then attacked with knives by two men in what seemed like a totally unprovoked attack.
Later reports suggest the attackers uttered statements claiming their reasons for the attack were political, especially their grievance for Muslims suffering around the world.

As a Muslim Imam, let me start by expressing my sincere condolences to the family and loved ones of the deceased. There is no justification whatsoever of this kind of cold blooded murder anywhere in the world.
I too, like many in this country am not happy with the military expeditions that our country has ventured into over the past decade. In fact, I’m quite certain, many military personnel and families are also not happy at them being sent out to Iraq and Afghanistan etc.

However, this is the decision of a democratic government and those who are not happy have a democratic right to protest through democratic means. No one has the right to take the law into their own hands, no matter what the grievance. And then to kill someone in broad daylight, apparently mutilate his body, something which the Prophet (saw) did not allow even in the battlefield, how can one justify this gruesome act?

It is very easy for some to muddle this act with the suffering of Muslims around the world and we really need to separate the two. Two wrongs do not make a right.

We have to condemn this killing unreservedly. As Imams and leaders in the UK, stand up responsibly and be clear in your condemnation and do not let people peddle you towards justifying this act, because of the wrong that is happening elsewhere.

It should also be pointed out to those who will paint the whole Muslim community with the same brush. While two men apparently from the Muslim faith were committing this heinous crime, hundreds and thousands of Muslim Doctors, nurses and healthcare workers were helping people in this country, saving peoples lives, regardless of faith, colour or creed. Many Muslim doctors were in theatre saving people’s lives at that exact time.
While these two men claiming to be Muslims were carrying out their calculated brazen murder on the streets of London, hundreds and thousands of Muslim men and women were educating our children in schools up and down the country. Teaching them to be good citizens, living side by side, treating each other with respect.
Some Muslims were cleaning our streets, cleaning our hospitals to save people from infection, some were feeding the elderly, some were reporting on the incident as journalists.
Don’t tarnish a whole community because of the actions of 2 criminals.
Don’t tarnish a whole faith because of the actions of two murderers.
Muslims condemn this act unreservedly.

”

- Imam Yunus Dudhwala, East London, UK (via lifeisonebigantic)

high-functioningginger: The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:37:29 +0100

high-functioningginger:

The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.

The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”

But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.

Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.

Chuck 5:02

Apparently, I circulate between 3 earworms: Live And Let Die - Paul McCartney & The Wings In...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:27:12 +0100

Apparently, I circulate between 3 earworms:

Live And Let Die - Paul McCartney & The Wings
In This Shirt - The Irrepressibles
The Scottish National Anthem

What the fuck, brain?

Happy 25th Birthday Gavin!

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:23:12 +0100

Happy 25th Birthday Gavin!

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:21:38 +0100

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:19:43 +0100

poisonpickles: (x)

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:17:33 +0100

poisonpickles:

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